Ahoy, Mateys!
This be your cap'n speakin'. Today, we starrrrrt our journey into moi life. It's gonna be swarrrrrrrthy, it's gonna be gallant, it's garrrrna be-- Alright, alright, alright. As fun as it would be to write everything in Pirate, that's just not gonna work out. Maybe every now and then I'll throw in some seaworthy variations to my normal teenage "oh-I-think-I'm-so-sophisticated-because-I-use-words-that-are-so-enormous-not-even-I'm-positive-of-they're-meaning" drawl. For those of you who are not as well-versed in Pirate as I, this blog right here is called the Captain's Log. I will be ranting, I will be raving (mad), I will be lamenting, I will be poeting (and knowiting, too), I will be recording my feelings, I will be letting you into me, Jon Joho Jonny Jonathan Whateverelseyoucrazypeoplecallmethesedays Horowitz. You may like it, you may not, but all I ask is that you give this poor cap'n a chance before making me walk the plank.
Avast! It has begun!
-The Cap'n
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